Well here it goes:
This adorable creature called W-O-M-A-N
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
If you don't you are half a man
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are
cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking
advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack
ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just
admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman ----> You must know
how and when to KISS first. Kissing your bolster/pillow
doesn't makes you a good kisser, it just makes you a better vaccum
cleaner.
If you don't, you are not a man ----> That's true!
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying ----> Not true,
all girls loves praises.
If you don't, you are good for nothing ----> That means you're
not interested or shy.
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing ----> That
means you're wussy No. 1.
If you don't, you are not understanding ----> Depends if your
disagreement makes sense or not first.
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' ----> That
means you're interested in us.
If you don't you are half a man ----> That means you're either
nerd, gay or not interested.
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring ---->
Depends if we like you or not.
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing ----> Same as
above!
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy ---->
It's important to be well dressed when you're out with your girl.
It's a form of respect for dating her.
If you don't, you are a dull boy ----> Just kanna "marked"
only.....
If you are jealous, she says it's bad ----> I will say it's
possessive, for future consideration.
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her ----> Then we'll
try to find other ways to make sure you'll be jealous!
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
----> Only if you try your stunt at the wrong time and wrong
place!
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her ----> Don't worry,
we know how to drop hints for the guys.
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
----> I always late-er.
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way ----> That's
understandable. 
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel ---->
Depends on individual girls.
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'
----> No..."We're just friends only"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
----> We only look at your lips more often nia.....
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
----> Have to be at the wrong mood, time, and place!
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
----> We're not handicapped.
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics ---->
Overly used tactics...
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting ---->
Depends on the expression shown on your staring face.
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
----> It's just normal, anyway aren't guys proud to have a gf
that is desirable by another guy?
If you talk, she wants you to listen ----> Of
course!!!!
If you listen, she wants you to talk ----> Of course!!!!
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" ----> Just LOVE us, no
need to think too much to comprehend our thoughts.
